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Top Ten Reasons I Never Bathe

I was forced to as a child.
People who bathe are hypocrites – they think they are cleaner than everybody else.
There are so many different kinds of soap, I can’t decide which one is best.
I used to bathe, but I got bored and stopped.
I bathe only on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter.
None of my friends bathe.
I’ll start bathing when I get older and dirtier.
I can’t spare the time.
The bathroom is never warm enough in winter or cool enough in summer.
People who make soap are only after your money.

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Obviously, I bathe. These are poor excuses not to bathe.

Do you know what else I do? I go to church regularly. 🙂

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About the Author
Ron Shank

Ron is a business growth advisor, Certified Profit Advisor, and author of Rapid Results. He works with a small number of business owners each year by invitation only, focused on profit strategy, positioning, and building systems that actually work. His book is available as a free download.

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